don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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