my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
How naked do you want me to be?
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