For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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