Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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