Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
