Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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