I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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