I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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