its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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