I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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