Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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