No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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