Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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