you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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