so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
they're like a gay fantastic four
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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