She's JV to your varsity
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Randomize