You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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