Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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