someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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