Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
