As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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