Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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