You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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