this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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