Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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