absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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