my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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