i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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