just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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