Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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