There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
