i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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