you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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