you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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