i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
