i just google imaged poop.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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