he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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