Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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