Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
