last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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