So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
how does that bad decision feel?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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