I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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