so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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