I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
