Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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