I want to have your abortion
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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