ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
