Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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