i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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