But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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