he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Come see our sink grown plant.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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