I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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