I smell stomach acid.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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